Okay, as the small amount of you who have acutally looked at my page have figured out, I'm big into Transformers and Fullmetal Alchemist. I do however, have another side of me. I use to be in color guard at my school, I miss those years so much. If you think color guard is for wimps, or is easy, you have obviously never tried it. Anyways, while I was in there, I wrote a list of Marching Band Laws. Also, I named our Band Director Zeus, but I'm deviating again. Well, for the few people who like marching band and have seen my page, I pay homage to you! Here is the list of Marching Band laws as laid out by me!

#1: What ever happens in Band camp, stays in band camp
#2: Water is your friend
#3: The sun is not your friend
#4: Drill charts are not sweat rags
#5: Tubas (and guard) have the right of way
#6: Watch out for falling objects
#7: GET IN THE PICTURE!
#8: Toes up!
#9: Never piss off a piccilo player who is holding a piccilo
#10: Don't piss off the people with the longest reach (poles are a whole lot cheaper than instruments)
#11: The band director is always right
#12: The drum majors are never wrong (Unless in conlift with rule #11)
#13: The trumpet is sacred. Fear the Trumpet
#14: If you can't understand the drumline, dont worry, not many people can.
#15: Ridiculous uniforms are always in fashion
#16: BIGGER IS BETTER!
#17: Don't feed the sousaphones
#18: Flipflops are the enemy. Never associate with the enemy
#19: Don't be horny! Be saxy!
#20: It's our field! We just let the football team use it.

This is the sacred code of Marching Band as laid out by Mioko07. Anyone wishing to add a rule shall leave a comment.